Invincible Little School Doctor

Damn, how would I know who said that to you? I don’t even know you, not to mention a single sentence; even if someone gave you a hiding, I couldn’t possibly know!

Ye Haochuan was at a loss, carefully saying, ”Old man, are you feeling unwell? I’m a doctor, shall I take a look for you?”

Haochuan could clearly feel something was not right with the old man, who was enveloped by Spiritual Power. Just by observation, Ye Haochuan couldn’t figure out what was wrong.

Based on the Spiritual Energy emanating from the old man, Haochuan could be sure that the old man was from the Ancient Martial Arts Sect, but he couldn’t understand why he had become insane.

Although they didn’t know each other, they were essentially from the same community, so Haochuan decided to save him.

”A doctor? I don’t want injections, no injections, doctors are all bad! Injections hurt the most!” The old man suddenly struggled like a child.

Ye Haochuan had a deadpan look on his face, goddammit, a man over fifty acting cute, it’s just too disgusting.

”I practice Traditional Chinese Medicine, no injections needed!” Ye Haochuan pressed down his annoyance and said with a smile.

”Really no injections? I’m uneducated, don’t lie to me!” the old man mumbled.

”I won’t lie to you, here, have this lollipop, your illness will be cured after you finish it!” Ye Haochuan said with the tone used to coax kids.

”Okay, okay, thank you, big brother!”

Holy crap, if a little loli spoke like this to me, I could at least feel pleased. Damn, an old man older than my grandpa is calling me big brother. I can’t take it, I need to vomit!

Ye Haochuan was almost overwhelmed by anger, but thinking that the old man was mentally disturbed, he didn’t argue and immediately grasped the old man’s wrist to check his pulse.

How could this be?

The more Ye Haochuan took the pulse, the more furrowed his brows became.

The old man’s pulse could only be described in one word—chaotic! Damn chaotic!

Ye Haochuan quickly activated his Perspective Ability to look at the old man’s internal organs.

He saw that the old man’s internal organs had shifted position, all wounded, with the liver and kidneys even still bleeding.

What left Ye Haochuan speechless was that the old man’s stomach was crammed with all kinds of weird things: rocks, mud, cotton, waste paper, and even a woman’s panties. The swollen stomach was pressing on the heart, making the heartbeat extremely difficult, risking death at any moment.

Damn, to not die like this, he’s even tougher than a pig!

Ye Haochuan was secretly appalled and utterly shocked.

”What’s wrong with him? Is it serious?” Xiao Haimei, noticing Ye Haochuan’s increasingly severe frown, asked curiously.

”Serious doesn’t even start to cover it! If not for the Spiritual Energy supporting him, he would’ve been a goner!” Ye Haochuan said with a bitter smile.

”It’s not so bad that even our Great Godly Doctor Ye can’t cure it, is it? That would really damage your reputation!” Xiao Haimei chuckled.

Damn, this is like forcing me, right?