After signing with AC Milan, I will be the king of football!

”Kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

”Kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

”He beat six men!”

”Kevin put on an epic display at San Siro!”

”Even Maradona only beat Bilzerian, Reed, Fenwick, Butcher, and Hilton—five men.”

”Kevin alone destroyed Juventus’s top-notch midfield and defense, no one, no one could stop him advancing, a healthy and serious Kevin is unstoppable by anyone!”

”A hat-trick plus a hat-trick of assists, an unparalleled performance!”

”Mihajlović had a free-kick hat-trick in the 1998-1999 season, Ronaldo pulled off a penalty hat-trick in last year’s friendly match, and in the 1995-1996 Belgian league, Vanden Borre had an own-goal hat-trick...”

”But in one single match, a player scoring 3 goals and contributing to another 3 is absolutely unprecedented!”

”At least I can’t remember it!”

”Kevin has created history, and it will be very hard for anyone to break it.”

”Today’s match also broke the record for the highest number of goals scored in a match between Milan and Juventus, previously it was Juventus away 6:1 Milan during the 1996-1997 season, and Juventus’s home 1:7 defeat to Milan in the 1949-1950 season.”

”Many fans will surely remember the painful experience of the ’96/’97 season, but today, Kevin shattered it all with his feet!!!!!”

Crudeli was rampaging through the broadcast room again.

While running, he roared at a breakneck pace to corroborate the greatness of Huang Kaiwen.

Even the Juventus fans who hadn’t left the stadium started to clap voluntarily.

They had witnessed a great match.

The only problem was that their team was the backdrop for this greatness.

Huang Kaiwen stood still, expressionless, and slowly turned around in a circle, coldly sweeping his eyes across the entire stadium.

A celebration full of dominance.

Not only did it intimidate the opponents, but even the fans and his teammates were awestruck.

He looked down on everything, with a lofty, unassailable air.

When swept by Huang Kaiwen’s gaze, even Thuram felt so guilty he lowered his head.

After surveying the surroundings, Huang Kaiwen finally spread his arms to embrace his teammates.

”Kevin!”

”Kevin!”

”Kevin!”

Nearly eighty thousand fans roared like a tsunami, echoing through San Siro.

Cantona’s celebration.

Many have used it.

Even in the future, it would be voted the Premier League’s best celebration of 20 years.

But besides Manchester United’s ”King,” everyone else’s efforts fell short, awkward imitations at best.

But today, Huang Kaiwen.

Executing the same celebratory gesture, no one thought he was unworthy.

Huang Kaiwen’s performance deserved all the accolades.

Capello was in despair.

Watching as there’s a little over one minute left of stoppage time.

He sighed in relief.

Just a bunch of pigs could even delay the kickoff for more than a minute, let alone Juventus players.

Huang Kaiwen noted the time as well.

As soon as Juventus restarted play, he rushed up to press them.

After kicking air, he began rolling on the field clutching his thigh.

”Team doctor, team doctor!”

Ancelotti hurriedly dragged the team doctor onto the field.

He pulled out his notebook.

He crossed out ”Kevin’s Second Law” and revised it: There are two states of Kevin— injured and not injured. If he can last over five minutes in a match, he’s very likely to make it almost to the end before getting injured.

After writing, Ancelotti slapped his head hard.

Thought he finally had a breakthrough.

From academic flunkie to whiz kid.

But it turned out he was still mistaken.

The path to seeking truth remained shrouded in fog, and he could only strive forward.

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After the team doctor’s examination.

Huang Kaiwen had no issues.

Ancelotti, still worried, decided to give Huang Kaiwen some time off.

In the end, after such an incident, Huang Kaiwen mainly felt something was missing.

If the ball hadn’t gone to Thuram’s side.

He wouldn’t have had an ”air injury,” deliberately bumping into the Frenchman.

You could only say he was lucky.

After changing clothes.

Huang Kaiwen and Kaka left San Siro Stadium under Inzaghi’s resentful gaze.

”By the way, Kevin, do you use Facebook?”

Kaka said excitedly, ”That website is really interesting, you can meet a lot of foreigners.”

Social media was just starting to take off.

No wonder Kaka was excited.

It’s always like that the first time you make friends across countries.

However, Huang Kaiwen still cautioned, ”Ricardo, the internet is very complicated. If one day you see me saying something shocking online, don’t just reply, call me first to confirm.”