I Siphon the Dead to Become the Strongest
Latest Chapters
- 1. CHAPTER 1: THE E-RANK LIFE 2026-10-10
- 2. Chapter 2: A Very Serious Guide to Looking Harmless 2026-10-10
- 3. Chapter 3: Low Rank, Lower Expectations 2026-10-10
- 4. Chapter 4: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished (And Other Reasons I Hate Heroes) 2026-10-10
- 5. Chapter 5: Stick to the Plan (Or Just Get Stuck) 2026-10-10
- 6. Chapter 6: A Taboo Solution to a Sticky Situation 2026-10-10
- 7. Chapter 7: The Smell of Honest Work (and Compost) 2026-10-10
- 8. Chapter 8: A Tragic Confluence of Convenience 2026-10-10
- 9. Chapter 9: A Sticky Financial Situation 2026-10-10
- 10. Chapter 10: The Arsenal of an Extraordinary Nobody 2026-10-10
- 11. Chapter 11: Two Near-Death Experiences Aren’t Enough 2026-10-10
- 12. Chapter 12: A High-Risk, Low-Reward Agreement 2026-10-10
- 13. Chapter 13: Of Goblins and God Complexes (Mostly Hers) 2026-10-10
- 14. Chapter 14: Holy Crap! (Literally) 2026-10-10
- 15. Chapter 15: Talk Shi*t, Get Hit 2026-10-10
- 16. Chapter 16: Ball-Buster’s Debut 2026-10-10
- 17. Chapter 17: A Poem of Pure Pain 2026-10-10
- 18. Chapter 18: Thumb Bone vs. Adam’s Apple: A Love Story 2026-10-10
- 19. Chapter 19: I Said No Skills, Not No Muscle 2026-10-10
- 20. Chapter 20: A Very Aggressive Form of Caretaking 2026-10-10
- 21. Chapter 21: I Came to Nurture You (Open Wide, Or Else) 2026-10-10
- 22. Chapter 22: Leave Me Alone, I Am Trying to Be Aggressively Average 2026-10-10
- 23. Chapter 23: Who Needs a Forecast When You Have Overthinking? 2026-10-10
- 24. Chapter 24: How to Defeat an E-Ranker: Just Hop Once 2026-10-10
- 25. Chapter 25: Good Things Are Just Traps With Better Lighting 2026-10-10
- 26. Chapter 26: When the Laziest Hunter Gets Serious 2026-10-10
- 27. Chapter 27: A High-Budget Way to Avoid Work 2026-10-10
- 28. Chapter 28: Wrath of the Heavenly Demon 2026-10-10
- 29. Chapter 29: Is Getting Slammed Into the Dirt Part of the Plan? 2026-10-10
- 30. Chapter 30: Armor-Plated Perversion and Bust-ed Expectations 2026-10-10
- 31. Chapter 31: The Price of Being Naturally Gifted 2026-10-10
- 32. Chapter 32: Certified, Legitimate, and Completely Insane 2026-10-10
- 33. Chapter 33: A Very Expensive Near-Death Experience 2026-10-10
- 34. Chapter 34: Orcs Have Feelings Too 2026-10-10
- 35. Chapter 35: How Much Voltage Does It Take to Fry an Orc? 2026-10-10
- 36. Chapter 36: Miss Tits-of-Terror Strikes Again 2026-10-10
- 37. Chapter 37: “If I Die, You Die Too” 2026-10-10
- 38. Chapter 38: We’re Getting Sky-Jacked 2026-10-10
- 39. Chapter 39: Choked Out by Mount Bustmore 2026-10-10
- 40. Chapter 40: So You’re Telling Me Punching Everything Doesn’t Work? 2026-10-10
- 41. Chapter 41: A Very Productive Day of Avoiding Work 2026-10-10
- 42. Chapter 42: A Quality Study in Violence 2026-10-10
- 43. Chapter 43: Retirement Plans and Charred Booties 2026-10-10
- 44. Chapter 44:The Tragedy of Modern Nomenclature 2026-10-10
- 45. Chapter 45: A Shoe Box Called Home 2026-10-10
- 46. Chapter 46: Consoles, Chicken, and Digital Middle Fingers 2026-10-10
- 47. Chapter 47: The Weight of a Promise (and a Very Sore Back) 2026-10-10
- 48. Chapter 48: A Very Bad Saturday 2026-10-10
- 49. Chapter 49: The Human Puddle’s Guide to Urban Flight 2026-10-10
- 50. Chapter 50: Bone Appétit: Your Calves are Delicious 2026-10-10
- 51. Chapter 51: Don’t Look Up, Just Keep Praying 2026-10-10
- 52. Chapter 52: The Art of the Nutcracker 2026-10-10
- 53. Chapter 53: Teamwork Makes the Scream Work 2026-10-10
- 54. Chapter 54: The Most Unusual Recruitment 2026-10-10
- 55. Chapter 55: Standard of Excellence (or Lack Thereof) 2026-10-10
- 56. Chapter 56: Between Admiration and Hatred 2026-10-10
- 57. Chapter 57: The Best Day Ever (Is a Lie) 2026-10-10
- 58. Chapter 58: A Fast-Track to a Heart Attack 2026-10-10
- 59. Chapter 59: The Most Boring Fight of My Life 2026-10-10
- 60. Chapter 60: Quality Over Quantity 2026-10-10
- 61. Chapter 61: Leave the Sucking to the System 2026-10-10
- 62. Chapter 62: Mossy Misery 2026-10-10