Global Catastrophe: I, Mecha God, Can't Hide From The World

Chapter 59: Recovering the Red Sea and stirring up trouble in the world”Urgent news: At 8 o’clock in the Western Capital time, our station received news that the Xia Kingdom’s mecha troops have successfully recovered Red Sea City. Currently, there are no invading alien beasts in the entire Red Sea city. According to sources, the mecha troops will next Continue to expand the results and eliminate the invading alien beasts throughout Red Sea City. This is the first major victory for our country since the invasion, and it is also the first complete victory of mankind against alien beasts based on a frontal battlefield! Long live Xia Kingdom!”

Three days later, Xidu News suddenly released such a news and accompanied it with a video.

In the video, many new types of humanoid mechas and animal-shaped mechas were cleaning up the corpses of alien beasts in the dilapidated city, piling up the broken limbs and arms in an orderly manner for burning.

In the picture, those gray-black mechas are completely different from the TD-1 big-ass mechas that the public is familiar with. Their bodies are more proportional and more in line with aesthetics.

For a time, the entire Xia Kingdom exploded, and the Internet was abuzz.

”Holy shit!! The Red Sea has been restored? Is it true?”

”The Xia Kingdom is cheating! The mecha is cheating!!”

”It was published by Xidu News, it should be credible!”

”I want to go back to the Red Sea and build a new Red Sea. Do you have any brothers with me?”

”Upstairs, it’s not too late to brag that you can reach the Red Sea safely!”

”I’ll go. They’re all mechas I’ve never seen before. Can you tell me what model they are?”

”If my prediction is correct, this should be the TD-2, a second-generation mecha!”

”That’s bullshit, what do you think of that beast-shaped mecha?”

”Ahhh! It looks so good, it’s wet. I want a mecha husband!”

”...”

There was a storm on the Internet, and soon someone reposted the video and spread it to the likes of Youtubi, Tikotak, and Fat Death.

”ONG! Xia Guo is awesome!! Love from Baba Sheep!”

”I declare that these mechas belong to our Nanbang Kingdom. Please return them to Xia Kingdom!”

”The Three Elephant Family announced that the entire territory has been recovered and become the first country to defeat the alien beasts. We, Blue Star, are number one!!”

”It was our Xiong Country’s 156 projects that saved Xia Country’s industry. Xia Country should thank us!”

”The furry bear upstairs is no longer what it used to be. The eagle sauce downstairs eats my shit...”

”I declare that I am leaving the Takajia family...”

In the pentagonal building, the yellow-haired and white-skinned Yingajiang twitched the muscles on his face as he read the extremely fat pages. Beside him, the military-industrial Yingjiang with sallow complexion and severe dark circles stood tremblingly beside him. Dare to speak up.

”Gentlemen, I have long said that no matter what method is used, we must have our own mecha. It has been more than two months now. Aren’t you going to give me a reasonable explanation?”

Yellow-haired Eagle Sauce picked up the coffee on the table and took a sip, then slowly calmed down and said.

”But... we have been working very hard on research and development, brother!”

”Brother, Congress and Ci’an have been forcing their own people into our military industry. As you know, they don’t know anything about research and development...”

A military industrialist, Yingjiang, held his forehead, sighed and continued, ”They hold the empire’s green coins, but they don’t do anything. Although we have many military workers, there are not many who can actually use them. Alas, What a misfortune to the empire.”

”Moreover, we have submitted more than a dozen plans, but the idiots in Congress rejected them every time... There is nothing we can do, brother!”

The military-industrial Yingjiangs talked to each other, complained endlessly, and even showed their dark circles to Huangmao Yingjiang intentionally or unintentionally.

”Asshole!! What are those idiots in Congress doing? They rejected the national salvation project. These people should be sent to the gallows!!”

After hearing the complaints from the military industrial hawks, Huangmao Yingjiang slammed the table angrily. The coffee cup on the table jumped up and fell to the ground with two clinks.

”Look! Look! The Xia Kingdom has already produced second-generation mechas, and we don’t even have a mecha shell!”

Yellow-haired Eagle Sauce angrily displayed his fatness in front of all the military engineers.