Demon Sword Maiden

Mori stood at the center of the arena like a brewing volcano. Most of the samurai knew Mori, so they lowered their heads and didn’t dare to have any extravagant hopes now. It wasn’t a game that they could play anymore.

‘I never imagined Sir Mori would come forward despite his seniority for this little lass’ kiss. You are really charming, Ms. Kagami Lily, but I’m afraid that this charm of yours is more of a curse rather than a blessing now, isn’t it?’ An aged, bamboo-hatted wandering samurai remarked internally.

“Fear not, Ms. Kagami—Your brother’s here now!”

A voice cried out from the crowd, following which a filthy and chubby samurai with a bamboo basket on his back pushed past the crowd and climbed onto the arena! The chubby, oily-haired samurai wore a pair of outlander spectacles, and his split chins were drenched in saliva!

“Do you still remember me, Ms. Kagami? I’ve chased you all the way from Kanto to Omi, and even saw the deadly duel you had with Kyūbōzu in the Biwa Palace! Lil’ Sis Lily! You are my goddess! I love you! Oh Lil’ Lily! Hohoh!”

The chubby samurai danced fanatically and took out picture scrolls one after the other from the basket on his back!

“I spent all my assets to buy your picture scrolls, Ms. Kagami! Just look at them! This one depicts you going on a night stroll while holding an umbrella in the streets of Kamakura while this once depicts you beheading Hojo Dijon in fury while surrounded by sakura petals! As for this one, it’s the latest picture scroll! I spent a huge amount to buy it and it depicts you severing the Rashomon Spirit’s hand2! These scrolls are more important to me than my life!”

“H-How the hell did this guy come here… Can’t someone shut him up? I’m so embarrassed up here!” Lily felt fidgety on the platform.

The chubby samurai placed the basket in front of Mori, “Although they are my beloved treasures, I’m willing to give them up to prevent Ms. Kagami from kissing someone she doesn’t like! I’ll exchange these pictures for the right to kiss Ms. Kagami! What do you say?”

Veins popped out of Mori’s forehead and his aura flared up like an active volcano as he thundered at the man, “Where did an idiot like you come from?! Scram off unless you have a death wish!”

“Uh-huh? Looks like we aren’t in agreement. We can only battle then!”

The chubby samurai’s spectacles glistened under the fire beacons’ light as he took out his dagger and sauntered towards Mori, “Watch my heroic appearance as I fight for you, Ms. Kagami!”

Bam! However, the chubby samurai tripped on one of the scrolls that had fallen out of the basket as he sprinted forward and crashed to the arena’s floor head-on… losing his consciousness with froth coming out of his mouth.

Mori also slapped his forehead, feeling as if he had lost in a certain sense.

The attendants came up to carry the chubby samurai out and he could be heard talking in his dreams while this happened, “Did I win, Ms. Kagami…?”

Lily felt incredibly ashamed, “Why do I always get such worshipers…3?”

Silva: I kinda pity this guy nowRobinxen: It’s my spirit character! Ganbaru art connoisseur!Robinxen: At least she’s aware. ( broken links, non-standard content, etc.. ), Please let us know < report chapter > so we can fix it as soon as possible.