Brother Dao Took the Entertainment Industry by Storm, Fans Beg Me Not to Kill Anymore

Xiao He:...I never imagined that I would actually appear in someone else’s case explanation in another form.

Even the materials used by this commentary blogger are clips from his previous works.

What about Mu Ze lifting a chainsaw, what about Mo Tun pulling out teeth, what about Shu Yuxiu smiling in prison...?

No, really?

These clips, with the added filter, make them look less like ”Brother Xiao providing clues while fishing” and more like ”Xiao He killing seven people in one night, a sensational case that shocked the whole country.”

Hey blogger who edited this video, come out here and tell us what you were thinking.

Well... sometimes people really feel helpless and want to call the police.

”Hahaha, I can’t take it anymore, hahaha, have you guys seen this video?”

What’s even more amazing is that as soon as you arrive at the film set, you can hear Yuan Sitong’s unrestrained laughter.

”A tragedy caused by a fishing rod! As a result, netizens said that if Brother Xiao had actually caught a fish this time, the case would have been investigated for a while longer. So it’s not that those who stole the fish were unlucky; it’s purely that Brother Xiao’s bad luck was working its magic.”

”Who could have imagined that even at this point, Brother Xiao still hasn’t caught a fish.”

”Then there’s this netizen’s comment: ’Luckily, Brother Xiao was unlucky enough to not catch a single fish that time, otherwise our entire crew would have been poisoned beforehand. Isn’t that a kind of conservation of luck? Hahaha, although that makes sense, but—’”

Yuan Sitong was still holding up her phone and complaining to the people around her when she suddenly sensed murderous intent.

It was like being caught slacking off in class when suddenly the head of the grade behind me gave me a death stare...

Without even turning around to check, Yuan Sitong put away her phone almost instantly, then turned her head in a very hypocritical manner to meet Xiao He’s gaze, who was fixed on something, and greeted him casually: ”Ah, hehe, Brother Xiao, you’re here! Sit, sit, please have a seat!”

Xiao He:...

Only Yan Shaohan was still laughing along, looking completely naive: ”Haha, Xiao He, you’ve had it tough too. Our crew has just caught this wave of popularity. We’re so sorry, but you’ll have to sacrifice yourself for now!”

Yan Shaohan’s words only made things worse, because they reminded Xiao He of something important—the fishing rod he used to go fishing was a gift from this guy at the opening ceremony!

So the root of all evil is not him at all, but the person who handed all evil over to him in the first place!

Yan! Shao! Han!

Xiao He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and his fists were clenched so tightly they were cracking.

Yuan Sitong had already sensed the danger and ran away in advance. Only Yan Shaohan was still asking Xiao He, ”By the way, Xiao He, shall we go fishing at the farmhouse again? I’ve already inquired, and the food poisoning incident involving the film crew wasn’t at the place we went to last time. This place’s food safety has been thoroughly inspected and is quite reliable. We didn’t catch any fish last time, so how about this time...”

”No.”

Xiao He waved Yan Shaohan’s hand away, forcing a smile, ”My agent is looking for me, I have to go now.”

”Huh, huh?”

Yan Shaohan watched Xiao He’s departing figure, scratching his head in confusion: ”What’s wrong with Xiao He today? Is he in a bad mood?”

Yuan Sitong gave a thumbs-up: ”A role model for us all.”

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On the internet, the official account of ”Yu Ye” quickly issued a statement to clarify the situation, in order to prevent netizens from spreading rumors and making things more out of proportion. What was originally a simple matter had little to do with their production team, but it was exaggerated by netizens and marketing accounts.

In their clarification statement, they explained the background and the current progress of the official rectification efforts, and called on everyone to protect the environment.

Unexpectedly, once this clarification was released, netizens’ attention immediately shifted elsewhere.

【So your cast finished filming in batches? And even had a wrap party? Oh, I almost forgot you were filming the finale of ”Sumi-san”... No, you just reminded me out of the blue, and now I’m starting to feel the pain again.】

【Who in a good-guy drama kills off all the characters in the story and then throws a grand wrap party in real life?!】

【Karta, you’ve committed so many evil deeds, why are you still chasing after me?!】